A DEBATE over the quality of poo is the last thing you would expect to hear at a roadhouse eatery.
But when it does - probably as rare as a sighting of Haley's Comet - it makes for entertaining listening. Spy was sitting near some truckie lads who were discussing that very subject. To qualify that it was about which provides the best fertilizer.
A NSW driver nominated cow or bull waste as by far the best.
However a Queensland truckie said that horse manure was a class above the rest.
Then a Victorian driver expressed his opinion if no uncertain terms.
"Chook manure beats the rest by far. If you place it on your garden it makes them grow like s..t," he said. Pardon the pun was Spy's thought.
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